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| Giacomo Sir Giacomo juggled a tacomo Smothered with gallons of guacomo. Some dripped on Miss Lucy Which made her so goosy She feathered her 'nest' with a sockomo. Duke From Norfolk there hails a dark Duke Whose reception in town has been luke- Warm at the best But on his behest We hear that he sports a big cuke. Pirate That pirating Captain McGraff, Rarely, if ever, would laugh. He was peg-legg'd and serious. He was mean and mysterious. But they say he was good with his staff. Lanky And then there was Lanky Hemptwister Who strung along many a mister By wiggling his ass And feigning a lass-- I wonder if Lank has a sister. Ploppy There once was a monger named Ploppy Who drove whores in a wooden jalopy. He would cart through the streets Selling strangers to cheats. His kisses, though free, were quite sloppy. Tot A tot went from mamet to mamet; And once she had run the whole gamut Of the two on the bust, She returned to the fust And milked it for all it was worth. Beggars Alas for we beggars in mud. We eat cud when there’s no other fud. We do shows in the mud. We are not very… gud. We borrow whatever we can. Get. Miguel Don Juan has a servant, Miguel, Who put himself under a spell. Whene'er he sees ladies, He swoons like the Hades, But they say that he never once fell Clowns Marquis and that clown, Ima Nutt, Were known for their circus tent smut. Though they liked a smart jest They were just as impressed By a rat with a hat on it’s butt. Demetrius Demetrius lived in a maze Making music that garnered him praise. He has taken of late To dating jail bait; He says that it’s only a phase. Actor There once was an actor, Ned Alleyn. Ned Alleyn had shiploads of talen'. No role was too mean. Be it thrall. Be it queen. So long as you paid by the gallon. |
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