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All works on this site
by Brian Belge 2009
unless otherwise noted
 
 
History fans the candles we burn
to redress our mortal scuffles.
Artistry strives to repeat
what pillared society would rather forget.
 
And love,
love beats the clock by which we measure our unseen scars.
Later she asked me if I had what it took
to get down from a duck.
 
*
Her desire for him
was anonymous
at first,
and mutually oblivious.
 
He made her laugh.
She was the soul of elegance;
his very own Avocado Fairy
with just a hint of Summer. Plus,
 
she could drink the Ocean of Teal.
In the Orient,
she told him,
love notes were written in letterbox.
 
He observed that all novels are, by definition,
books.
however all books are not, by definition,
novel.
 
Banality is so...
cliché,
she sighed,
but superlatives are the worst.
 
He wondered once
if she had any Italian in her.
Only a few inches at a time,
she grinned.
 
She asked
if he was a perfectionist.
No, he said, not a perfectionist, exactly...
See! Was her pithy reply.
 
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder,
He teased.
Better laid than never,
She teased right back.
 
*
She said she longed for Eden
where love is known to dwell;
where holy men and heathens
do good, as well as well.
 
He said there was no heaven.
He said there was no hell.
He said there was no in-between
Where tortured angels fell.
 
Life is like a palm tree
laughing at the breeze,
because life
is a palm tree
laughing at the breeze.
 
And life is like a seashell
roaring at the sea,
because life
is a seashell
roaring at the sea.
 
And life is like a flounder,
perfectly flat on one side,
because the other side
is even flatter.
 
But death, he extolled,
death is Lethe's lifeguard
watching over we poor swimmers
just waiting for someone to drown.
 
The more she heard,
the more his words struck out
like a sore
tongue.
 
He said my dear, let's have a chat
but he did all the talking.
She handed him his ass and hat
And sent the bugger walking.
 
For she who heeds palaver
is led without a voice;
a cranial cadaver
bled without a choice.
 
*
That night she dreamt of Mister Peabody
and what he would do in a crisis.
He would fire up his Way Back Machine
and take his inner child for a tumble, that's what.
 
*
You are what you are and
what you eat.
So take a hint and
take the mint.
 
You may be missed
yet not mistaken.
You may be forced
yet not forsaken.
 
You may be awed
yet not awakened.
Open the oven.
Put a cake in.
 
May you kill yourself a chicken
and eat another day.
May you teach yourself The Chicken
and dance your life away.
 
May you two-step over eggshells,
and rarely know disgrace.
May your bombshell cerebellum
embrace the human race.
 
*
From that day forward
she would do the impossible
and not be sad anymore.
And then she wasn't.
 
And not be mad anymore.
And then she wasn't.
And she'd be glad evermore.
But then she wasn't.
 
There was only the red;
Red, red, red!
Everything was red, everything!
Even the bed!
 
Bed, bed, bed!
Red, red, red!
Everything!
Hurt!
 
From the split-ends in her hair
To the scuff marks on her boots,
everything, even her hmm-hmm,
hurt like a smashed pumpkin-head.

Head, head, head!
Bed, bed, bed!
Red, red, red!
Good! Night! Nurse!
 
If it looks like a rose and it smells like a rose,
call it a rose
and
pluck it.
 
I sense nonsense.
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
I don't know.
No, no, no.
 
No hot sausage, no hot sex,
no, not a thing she said,
not even a better bungee
could bring back the top of that cliff.
 
*
Trying to light
her Virginia Slim in the sleeting wind,
she muttered,
this is gonna be hard.
 
Many many men
have been mortified by the mortar-fire
of the medico's mumbo-jumbo.
Women too.
 
She was
really
talking about
the cancer.
 
*
No one
can ever
truly sever
the silver chord.
 
For our lifetimes weave a tapestry
that threads our wayward home;
where love beneath the kitchen sink
is pregnant as a pome.
 
Yes, it takes a child to raze a village idiot
when our better angels have run amok;
and a flying ace is a junkyard dog...
but how do you get down from a duck?
 
 
 
             
 

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