All about the Bolan's

Well, where to start? I was just wondering, what should I be telling you about us? Since this is going out all over
the free world, I guess I'll start at the very beginning of the Brian & Lynda time line. That would be back in the
days when Tricky Dickey was in the whitehouse, 1974. We met at the age of 9, working a bingo together,
selling coffee and stuff. Lynda's mom played while my father worked and called. Who would have thought that
15 years later we would be getting married. I sure didn't, but Lynda knew. Or so she claims.....
Lynda was always special to me. We became pen-pals first, as stupid as that was. You see we only lived 7
miles apart, she in Pompton Lakes, NJ and me in Wayne, NJ. We lost touch a few times, but still managed to
hook up a few times. Well Lynda and I were in the middle of one of those out periods, when my father decided
that it was time to get re-married. I was in need of a date. I had quite a few choices (ego, who me???)
but there was only one who I wanted to go with, and it was Lynda. The night was great, it was the best time I
could ever have. So, we started dating in 1982. We then hit a patch of rough road that neither of us were in
the mood to deal with and broke up. I didn't want another thing to do with Lynda, as all retarded, immature
people say. We managed to stay apart for about a six months. Then a strange thing happened. A storm was
causing so much trouble, the water department decided to let the damn flush "SOME" water. It flooded out
about FIVE towns in the process. Well, Pompton Lakes was now just that, a lake! Lynda was trapped in Wayne
with nowhere to go. Her sister-in-law asked her if she knew anyone in Wayne who would put her up. Guess who
she called. Guess what my answer was when asked. HELL NO! I thought it but, didn't say a word. I asked my
step-mother (eeeer another story) if she could stay, the whole time shaking my head NO. She answered quite
loudly, YES, and there you have it. Lynda arrived around 7:30 at night, and we talked until 3:30. I knew then
that I wanted another chance with Lynda. It took several months to wear Lynda down. We started going back
out in Sept. of 1985, and have been together ever since. We were married, on April Fools Day. It was the
most natural (sound stupid but what do you want from me? General Hospital?) thing that has ever happened to
me. Since then, we have been moving all over the New Jersey. Finally settling in the state of PA. We have
been living out there for about three years now. Lynda and I have two children, Kevin and Kathleen. Like all
parents, we LOVE our kids, There are no other children as smart, gifted, well behaved, or attractive as ours!
So just get that straight! Other children are nice, but get over you! Mine are FABULOUS!