"If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin."
"I purr, therefore I am."
"Every life should have nine cats".
"If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him."
"If God created man in his own image, you've got to wonder; in whose image did he create the nobler cat?"
"If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself."
"Civilization is defined by the presence of cats."
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
"A cat sees us as the dogs...A cat sees himself as the human."
"My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes."
"Some people own cats and go on to lead normal lives."
"It's really the cat's house--we just pay the mortgage."
"Always turn and look when your cat gazes behind you with that intent look in her eyes. Some day there might actually be something there."
"God made the cat in order to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger."
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff".
"Every dog has his day -- but the nights are reserved for the cats."
"A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat."
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
"A cat can climb down from a tree without the assistance of the fire department or any other agency. The proof is that no one has ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree."
"The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard cats."
"Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
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"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
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