"12 code"                           


I can't take the credit for developing this code. This one came my way thanks to Blue Bandit, and it was supposed to have been originated by truck drivers, but I can't verify the actual original source.

12-1    There is one in every crowd.

12-2    Get your own towel, mine is wet already.

12-3    I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

12-20    A pill a day keeps the stork away.

12-25    Quit chewing the rag.

12-35    Ride on!, ride on!

12-37    You're shit'in me.

12-38    Get off my f*cking back.

12-39    Beats the shit out of me.

12-45    Big f*ckin' deal.

12-46    Here we are fellas; Miss America.

12-47    Beautiful, just f*ckin beautiful.

12-48    F*ck it, today is just not my day.

12-49    F*ck you and the horse you rode in on.

12-50    If you got it, a truck brought it.

12-61    Bull shit.

12-62    You can't fight city hall.

12-65    Screwed up like Hogan's goat.

12-69    Excuse please, I couldn't find the hole.

12-72    You've got me confused with someone who gives a shit.

12-73    A traffic f*ck-up in progress.

12-74    That figures.

12-75    Here I am, Mr. Terrific.

12-76    Situation normal, all f*cked up.

12-77    Want me to call a chaplin?

12-78    Oh my god! Now he thinks he's a cop.

12-83    Why me?

12-84    I can't receive you, you must have bird shit in your mouth.

12-86    I think you have problems stupid.

12-94    Mobile, you have bug shit on your antenna.

12-96    Sex maniacs of America unit.

12-100    Just another truck driver.

12-200    Don't f*ck with me.

12-300    F*ck off.