Here is another code which I can't take the credit for developing. This code once appeared in an issue of "S9" Magazine, one of the better magazines catering to the CB hobby. They really had a great sense of humor.
13-1 All units can copy you and think you're an idiot.
13-2 Yes, I can copy you, but I'm ignoring you.
13-3 You're beautiful when you're angry!
13-4 Sorry 'bout that, big fella.
13-5 Same to you Mac!
13-6 Ok, so I goofed. None of us are human.
13-7 If you can't copy me, it must be your fault, because I'm running 3000 watts.
13-20 Is your mike clinking, or are your uppers loose again?
13-21 Good grief! Are you being paid by the word?
13-22 Lady, is that your voice or did you install a steam whistle?
13-23 If you'd had spoken for another 30 seconds, you would have been eligible for a broadcast station license.
13-24 Y' know, you made more sense last time when you were smashed.
13-25 Some of the local operators and I have chipped in to purchase your rig from you. Have you considered stamp collecting?
13-26 Next time you eat garlic, would you talk further from the mike.
13-40 Your signal sounds great, now shut off the set and give me a landline so I can find out what you want.
13-41 Either my receiver is out of alignment or you're on channel 28. (ed: This was obviously made before 40 channel radios became legal)
13-42 Either my speaker cone is ripped or you'd better try it again when you sober up a little.
13-43 That was a beautiful 10 minute transmission. Now try it again with the mike connected.
13-44 I love the way your new rig sounds. Now I know why the manufacturer discontinued that model so fast.
13-45 Your transmitter must have a short circuit, because there's smoke coming from my speaker.
13-46 That's a new antenna? I could get a better signal out of a 6 inch piece of damp string.
13-47 What a fantastic signal! Now give me a few minutes to bring the mobile unit to your driveway so that I can copy your message.