I, Susan Schwartz, do hereby declare myself freed from the bonds of computer gurus when I need to get word of something out to the world.
No longer will I have to wait until those more knowledgeable than I can find time to put the winners of the SPJ contest onto the Web. No longer will I have to send out endless numbers of e-mails to people wondering who else won. No longer will I have to fulfill computer gurus' incessant demands for more M&Ms.
From now on, I am free, free, FREE!
At least until I run into my first roadblock when I try to put this missive on the Web.
Signed this sixth day of December, 2003, Susan "No Strings" Schwartz